food for thought

"okay-okay-okay", drive through food for thought:

• if you have a 1 in a million chance of meeting your soul-mate, doesn't that mean that there are 297 (give or take a few) perfect soul-mates for you within the united states?
• what the hell is transpecies? humanimals! "give me a break" says john Stossel
• if Aron Ralston gets his other arm stuck between a rock and a hard place, will he cut it off?
• The Wendigo could quite possibly be the worst movie ever made!!!
• why isn't there a german soccer team called the schweinhunde? hehe loved the gatorade print ads
• at a recent toby kieth concert, dear mr. america himself sought to add troops to his "red-neck" regiment. his only 3 requirements were 1) you drink 2) you drink this weekend 3) you sound off like you got a pair. god bless america!!! well, i may not drink (right now), but i may have to move to canada and join the dixie chick's draft.
• Restless Legs Syndrome WHAT THE F!!!
• What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex
• which would the the schizophrenic more likely report as happening more often? fornication or formication?
• "Not all who wonder are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkein
• if you are such a devoted fan, how come you didn't start a website at the age of 12?
• Theodore John Kaczynski might have liked technology?! Naah
• Prokaryotic/Eukaryotic, what's the big difference anyway?
• "...the art and technical aspects of body suspension", now put that into a job interview.